Seeing as how Christmas is coming up...

I really, really, really want this. Please buy it for me. I'll be your best friend. And if I'm already your best friend, I'll, uhm.. have sex with you. And if I'm already having sex with you... hm.. well, I'll let you have my best friend.

So, another day job searching. Obviously, no major news to report, but I am still on the hunt.

Also, Chapman's (by the way: who the fuck designed this sight?? Comic Sans MS? What the hell?) makes a really good ice cream sandwich. It's Strawberry Shortcake flavoured. They are really, really good. Just have one though. As I have just discovered, one is delicious, 2 is revolting.

It feels like forever since I've been home. It's only been.. Hm, well, it's been 4 weeks, and that, I think, is a new record. As I recal, I start to feel pretty squirlly at the 3-week mark. So, for all intense porpoises, it has been forever.

By the way, you English teacher-types, that porpoise joke was intentional. My English isn't getting THAT bad.